Welcome to the Certified Catfish Work Uniform—a must-have for any self-respecting catfish looking to get officially recognized.
What’s on the shirt?
Front: A left-chest print featuring the silhouette of our beloved mascot, ensuring immediate identification in the wild.
Back: A vintage-inspired fish tin design, because even frauds deserve style.
Fit: Unisex, soft, and dangerously comfortable—perfect for long days of mischief.
More Details (if you care about that sort of thing):
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—it feels stupid soft and premium
Lightweight (4.2 oz) with a tailored unisex fit—not too boxy, not too tight
Printed using eco-friendly methods, because even catfish have standards
Durable and designed for everyday wear—whether you’re fishing for compliments or dodging responsibilities
This design probably isn’t for everyone. But there are plenty of fish in the sea.
🐟 If you’re reading this, you’re probably one of the cool ones.
Get Certified. Get the Shirt.

