So you found a shirt that whispered something to you. Cool.
Let’s make sure you and your new wearable art become fast friends.
❓ Is this shirt one-of-a-kind?
Yes. I bleach them all by hand. They’re a little chaotic, a little soulful, and completely unique. Like you.
❓ What if it doesn’t fit?
Size up! I wear mine loose like wearable billboards. That way the image flows, and I don’t feel squeezed by capitalism or cotton.
❓ What comes with the shirt?
Love. Some handmade stickers. Probably a dog hair. (Sorry.) And a thank-you note from me, the artist.
❓ Can I wash it?
Yep. It’s been washed, dried, and heat-set already. But wash it cold and hang it dry if you wanna treat it nice.
❓ Why is it $30?
Because this is wearable art. And also a test run. Prices will go up as I get better (and braver). You’re early. That makes you a legend.
❓ Can I return it?
Nope. All sales are final. These shirts are one-of-a-kind, made by hand, and full of soul—just like you. That said, if it arrives damaged or doesn’t look the way you expected, email me at hello@kristylannan.com and I’ll try to make it right. I want you to feel good wearing your weird.
❓ What size is the model?
Did you just call me a model? Blush. I’m 5’2” and usually wear a Small in unisex shirts (which these are). But for this wearable art, I like to go big. Makes me feel like a walking canvas. Oversized is the move.
❓ Can I get a custom shirt?
There’s a form on the shop page where you can suggest a design—or just email me if you’ve got a wild idea you want to see in bleach. Just know I might say no (nicely). I’m in an exploratory phase, like an artsy little Pokémon.
❓ Do you ship outside Canada?
Yes! Right now, shipping is included in the $30 price—even international. I’m curious to see where these shirts end up. If I find that sending shirts across the ocean costs more than the shirt itself, I may start adding a shipping fee. But for now, let’s just see what happens.
❓ It looks weird. Like… kinda ugly?
Perfect. That means it’s working.