One-of-a-kind bleach-painted T-shirt, featuring a proud and unruly Canadian goose mid-flap — feathers wild, water flying, like it just crash-landed into your subconscious. This one doesn’t walk — it splashes. Honks if necessary. For those days when you feel a little chaotic, a little majestic, and very much not to be messed with.
Painted on a Gildan Heavy Cotton (G5000) black tee
Size: Large
Fabric: 100% cotton
Washed and heat-set
Design placement: Front
Thank you for being an early supporter of these experiments. Each shirt is made by hand, with bleach, instinct, and a little bit of magic.
Wear it when you’re claiming your space — even if it’s soaking wet and full of drama.
Splashy Goose (L)
Every Canadian knows: you don’t mess with the geese.
They hiss. They glare. Their wings can break bones.
They are nature’s feathery bouncers — majestic, a little chaotic, and totally unbothered by your human rules.
I painted this goose after creating a similar piece in chalk, and I’m still not entirely sure why the composition speaks to me — a single goose in the water, wings out, flapping and splashing like it owns the lake (because it does).
This piece gave me permission to play. The bleach spatter, the movement, the mess — it all came together to celebrate a creature that is both ridiculous and revered.
And honestly? I think the Canadian Goose is going to keep showing up in my work.
It’s got big energy. The kind I want to channel more often.
So you found a shirt that whispered something to you. Cool.
Let’s make sure you and your new wearable art become fast friends.
❓ Is this shirt one-of-a-kind?
Yes. I bleach them all by hand. They’re a little chaotic, a little soulful, and completely unique. Like you.
❓ What size should I get?
They tend to fit like typical unisex sizes. But if you are unsure: Size up! I wear mine loose, like wearable billboards. That way the image flows, and I don’t feel squeezed by capitalism or cotton.
❓ What comes with the shirt?
Love. Some handmade stickers, a booklet with Certificate of Authenticity, my story about it, and care instructions. Probably a dog hair (sorry).
❓ Can I wash it?
Yep. Each piece is washed, dried, and heat-set before it leaves my hands. Bleach designs are permanent. Just wash cold and hang dry if you want it to last a long, weirdly beautiful life.
❓ Why is it $85?
Because this is wearable art — not fast fashion. Each one takes time, intention, and risk. No two are alike. You’re not just buying a shirt; you’re investing in a piece of art you can live inside of.
❓ Can I return it?
Nope. All sales are final. These shirts are one-of-a-kind, made by hand, and full of soul — just like you. That said, if it arrives damaged or doesn’t look the way you expected, email me at hello@kristylannan.com and I’ll try to make it right. I want you to feel good wearing your weird.
❓ What size is the model?
Did you just call me a model? Blush. I’m 5’2” and usually wear a Small in unisex shirts (which these are). But for this wearable art, I like to go big. Makes me feel like a walking canvas. Oversized is the move.
❓ Can I get a custom shirt?
Maybe. There’s a form on the shop page where you can suggest a design — or just email me if you’ve got a wild idea. I can’t promise I’ll say yes (each shirt has to feel right), but I love hearing sparks of inspiration.
❓ Do you ship outside Canada?
Yes! Shipping within Canada and the US is included in the $85 price.
International orders ship at a flat rate of $30 — it helps cover the cost of sending these heavy travelers across the ocean without surprises at checkout.
❓ Is it really worth $85?
Only if you believe in slow, soulful things. This isn’t a mass-produced shirt — it’s a fragment of my art practice, made wearable. It carries story, accident, and rebellion in every fiber. If you’re looking for perfect, head to the mall. If you’re looking for something alive, you’re in the right place.