One-of-a-kind bleach-painted T-shirt, featuring a proud and unruly Canadian goose mid-flap — feathers wild, water flying, like it just crash-landed into your subconscious. This one doesn’t walk — it splashes. Honks if necessary. For those days when you feel a little chaotic, a little majestic, and very much not to be messed with.

Painted on a Gildan Heavy Cotton (G5000) black tee

Size: Large

Fabric: 100% cotton

Washed and heat-set

Design placement: Front

Thank you for being an early supporter of these experiments. Each shirt is made by hand, with bleach, instinct, and a little bit of magic.

Wear it when you’re claiming your space — even if it’s soaking wet and full of drama.

Splashy Goose (L)

$85.00

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Every Canadian knows: you don’t mess with the geese.

They hiss. They glare. Their wings can break bones.

They are nature’s feathery bouncers — majestic, a little chaotic, and totally unbothered by your human rules.

I painted this goose after creating a similar piece in chalk, and I’m still not entirely sure why the composition speaks to me — a single goose in the water, wings out, flapping and splashing like it owns the lake (because it does).

This piece gave me permission to play. The bleach spatter, the movement, the mess — it all came together to celebrate a creature that is both ridiculous and revered.

And honestly? I think the Canadian Goose is going to keep showing up in my work.

It’s got big energy. The kind I want to channel more often.

Splashy Goose (L)

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